we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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