you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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