have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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