fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I need water and some morals
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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