I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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