And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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