Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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