I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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