I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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