Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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