Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
