we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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