it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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