Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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