I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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