Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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