I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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