I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We were destined to go to rehab together
50% drunk capacity currently
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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