You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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