i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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