That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
