This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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