..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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