he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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