I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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