Kiss
Puke
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
