SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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