I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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