i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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