I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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