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(512): View more from Texas

We need to rekindle our bromance

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(818): View more from California

Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?

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(330): View more from Ohio

...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free

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(510): View more from California

On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again

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(760): View more from California

It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...

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