WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
people are starting to question the shark bite story
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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