did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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