Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Drunk is not a location!
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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