its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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