wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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