Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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