Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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