In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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