I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
