??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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