Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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