Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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