If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
