I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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