Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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