dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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