I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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