So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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