You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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